Задание
basedonp.23, ex.A
Readthejokesandfillinthegapswiththewordsfromthebox
- responsible
- wrong
- handle
- variety
- different
- frequently
- reprimanded
- refreshed
- timekeeping
1
EmployerApplicant
Inthisjobweneedsomeonewhois[ ].
That'sme.Inmylastjob, wheneveranythingwent[ ], theysaidIwasresponsible.
2
EmployerApplicant
Youngman, doyouthinkyoucan[ ]a[ ]ofwork?
IthinkIshouldbeableto–I'vehadeight[ ]jobsinthepastthreemonths!
3
Ayoungmanhadaproblemgettingupforworkinthemorningsandwas[ ][ ]forbeinglate.Itgotsobadthathewenttoseethedoctorwhogavehimamedicinetotakeatbedtime.Aftertakingthemedicine, themansleptwell, wokeup[ ], hadaleisurelybreakfastandwenttowork."Hi, Ifeelgreat," hetoldhisboss."Ithinkallmy[ ]problemsareathingofthepast.""Terrific," saidtheboss."Butwherewereyouyesterday?"
- hired
- personnel
- applied
- degree
- experience
- qualifications
- interview
- applicant
- demanded
- Severalweeksafterbeing[ ], theyoungmanwascalledintothe[ ]manager'soffice."Whenyou[ ]forthisjob, yousaidyouhada[ ]intheEnglishlanguagefromCambridgeplusfiveyears'[ ]inthislineofwork.Nowwediscoverthatyouhaveabsolutelyno[ ]andthatthisisyourfirstjobofanykind.Whatdoyouhavetosayforyourself?""Well, youdidsayyouwantedsomebodywithimagination!"
- Atajob[ ], anofficemanageraskedafemale[ ]whethershehadanyunusualtalents.Shesaidthatshehadwonseveralprizesincrosswordpuzzleandslogan-writingcompetitions."That'sverygood," saidthemanager, "butwewantsomebodywhocanbesmartduringofficehours.""Oh," saidtheapplicant, "thatwasduringofficehours."
- Amanwasgiventhejobofpaintingwhitelinesdownthemiddleofthehighway.Onhisfirstday, hepaintedsixmiles; onthesecondday, hedidthreemiles; andonhisthirdday, hepaintedlessthanamile.Theforemanwasnotpleased."Howcomeyou'redoinglesseachday?"he[ ]."BecauseeachdayIkeepgettingfurtherawayfromthecanofpaint!"