based on p.60, ex.37

Put the sentences in the correct order to make up the jokes
Joke 1. "Ugh! This coffee tastes like soap."
"That must be tea, the coffee tastes like glue."Joke 2. "You know, my boy, when Lincoln was your age, he was
a very good pupil. In fact, he was the best pupil in his
class."
"Yes, Dad, I know that. But when he was your age, he
was President of the United States."
Joke 3. "How's food in your school canteen?";"It's so bad that last night they caught a mouse trying to
phone out for a pizza."