Задание

Match the parts of the "politically correct" statements

A teenager is not sleeping in class — he is behaviourally different.
A woman is not too skinny — he/she is winking slowly.
A man is not short — she is a domestic engineer.
A teenager's bedroom is not in a mess — she is skeletally prominent.
A woman is not a housewife — he is anatomically compact.
A woman is not a bad cook — he is ethically disoriented.
A man is not weird — she is microwave compatible.
A man is not dishonest — it is in a logical disorder.
A teenager's homework isn't missing — it is totally invisible.