basedonp.34-36, ex.7
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- an American linguist
- and it is not from Guinea
- like the air
- take the time to listen
- often last longer than sixty minutes
- the same
- other language
- people create languages
- except on very cold days
EnglishIsaCrazyLanguage
HaveyougotanyproblemswithEnglish?Doesitsometimesseemtoodifficultorillogical?RichardLederer, [ ], writesmanyinterestingthingsabouthisnativelanguage.Herearesomeofthem.
Let'sfaceit — Englishisacrazylanguage, themostlunaticofalllanguages.InthecrazyEnglishlanguage, blackboardscanbegreenorblue, andblackberriesaregreen, thenredandblackonlyintheend.Thereisnoeggineggplant, nograpeingrapefruit, andnoroominmushroom, neitherpinenorappleinpineapple, andnohaminhamburger.
InthisEnglishtongueaguineapigisnotapig[ ].
Languageis[ ]webreathe — wejustuseit.Butwhenwe[ ]towhatwesay, wefindthathotdogscanbecoldandwecandohomeworkatschool.Hours — especiallyrushhours — [ ], andmostbathroomsdon'thaveanybathsinthembuthaveshowers.
Whyisitthatakingrulesakingdombutaqueendoesn'truleaqueendom?Ifthepluraloftoothisteeth, shouldn'tthepluralofboothbebeeth?
Ifpeoplemakeoliveoil, whatdotheymakebabyoilfrom?Ifhardistheoppositeofsoft, whyishardlynotoppositeofsoftly?Ifharmlessactionsaretheoppositeofharmfulactions, whyareshamefulbehaviourandshamelessbehaviour[ ]?Whyarepriceyobjectslessexpensivethanpricelessones?
WhyisitthatwhentheSunortheMoonorthestarsareout, theyarevisible, butwhenthelightsareout, theyareinvisible?Andinwhat[ ]canyournoserun?
Totellthetruth, alllanguagesarealittlecrazy.That'sbecause[ ], notcomputers.That'swhysix, seven, eightandninechangetosixty, seventy, eightyandninety, buttwo, three, fourandfivedonotbecometwonty, threety, fourtyandfivety.That'swhywewearapairofpantsbut, [ ], notapairofshirts.That'swhywhenIwindupmywatch, Istartit, butwhenIwindupaspeechoranessay, Iendit.