Complete the jokes with the given sentences

• Yes, sir, they're not very good swimmers.
• Sit down, sir – we serve anyone.
• Well, just eat the cheese and leave the holes on the side of your plate.

Joke 1

Customer: Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter: [ ]

Joke 2

Customer: Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter: [ ]

Joke 3

Customer: I don't like cheese with holes.

Waiter: [ ]