Based on Grammar, exercise 33.

Complete each text with the given words to report the jokes

FatherDoctorDoctor, Doctor, my son has swallowed my pen – what should I do?Use a pencil.

A father [ ] the doctor that his son [ ] his pen and [ ] what he [ ] do. The doctor [ ] him to use a pencil.

PupilTeacherI see little black dots before my eyes.Have you seen the doctor?No, Miss. Just little black dots.

A pupil [ ] his teacher that he saw little black dots before his eyes. The teacher [ ] if he [ ] the doctor. The pupil [ ] that what he [ ][ ] only little black dots.

MotherMaryHow was your first day at school?Not bad. We had just one problem. There was a woman that we have to call "Miss". She ruined all the fun.

Mary's mother [ ] her how her first day at school [ ]. Mary [ ] that it [ ] bad but added that they [ ] one problem: the woman whom they [ ] call "Miss" [ ] all the fun.

PatientDoctorAll the people in this clinic are ignoring me.Next patient, please!

A patient [ ] that all the people in that clinic [ ] him. After that the doctor [ ] the next patient.

PatientDoctorDoctor, I keep thinking I'm God.When did this start? First I created the Sun, then the Earth…

A patient [ ] to his doctor that he [ ] thinking he [ ] God. The doctor [ ] to know when it [ ]. The patient [ ] that first he [ ] the Sun, then the Earth...